Joke:Love Letter Of A Big Boy: Kate Audu's Blog.....
Nne watsoputu kwanu,
I just wanted to ret you know dat I hav joined the moving people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happening guys). I am Samu Tabros international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main marketi. As you are rooking at me, nne a dim very sharp.
My containers come in 20s and 40s eveli weekily. based on ife analu now I hav over 40 boys in my tlaining. Samu is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker.
I yamu a man of timber & plywood in shortu caliba. I yamu very Lich and by The special glace of God, I am the owner of the biggest & powerfulu boutique..you can think of in Onitsha, Aba and Enugu.
I employ one lady to manage it. I can call her wit my etisalat foonu; give her quely with my mtn foonu; fire her with my glo foonu; and hire another manager with my airtel foonu. I wulu make you the CEO, plesident, and first lady of the conglomelate. All the stleets in china are right here in my head and all the Nijurian boys dat load market in there are under me.
As I yamu speaking to u light now, they are making plan to clown me Eze Ndi Igbo Nile 1 of China and by the special glace of dat God, you will be Lolo Ndi Igbo Nile 1 of China. Nne you rook like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for you. Nne, ego na esi isi na arum.
I send money on ellands.
Chai Nne dim well loaded ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy?
Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me?
Is it my fault dat I have plans of making you the plesident of the biggest boutique in Onitsha and Aba?
I wulu lepackage you nne and plesent you to de world. pletty damusel.
Nne m o! Oyoyo, Egovin nwa!My yoli yoli!
My aflican Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo!Igbu go’m. Infact baby, take me.
Your loving faithfully,
Sam Tabros Okagbue International!
Eze Ndi Igbo Nile 1 of China
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